Weird Tumblr Themes

jakryanblog:

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

*put a cigarette between metaphor* it’s a teeth


644,464 plays

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

image

"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

image

"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

image

"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do


171,551 plays

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave